If you've ever been friends with a girl on Facebook or Myspace or something, you've undoubtedly stumbled upon that Marilyn Monroe quote -- the, "A wise girl listens but doesn't believe blah blah blah" one. You know. But why? Why has Marilyn Monroe, of all female public figures, become the quide post for wise girls? You know what else wise girls don't do? They don't OVERDOSE IN THEIR FUCKING THIRTIES OR SOMETHING. So maybe that could be worked into the quote.
Statistically, the number of girls that imply they live by this quote indicates that 98% of womanity is not believing anything ever ("But I will always love you!"), not being emotionally attached to whomever they're merely kissing, and breaking up with their boyfriends two and a half weeks into every relationship. So how come 53% of my peers are knocked up? How can these things be reconciled? HOWWWW??
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